100 Hilarious New Relationship Quotes That Will Make You LOL

Because two heads are better than one

Here the most funniest new relationship quotes that will have you and your partner laughing out loud.

“Love is sharing your fries, even when you said you didn’t want any.”
“Relationship status: Looking for a WiFi signal that’s as strong as our connection.”
“The key to a successful relationship is the ability to scroll through Netflix without starting World War III.”
“Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.”
“If your partner doesn’t make you coffee in the morning, are you even in a real relationship?”
“My partner asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe.”
“The quickest way to end an argument is to say, ‘You’re right, let’s do it your way.'”
“Relationships are all about compromise. You watch your favorite show, and I’ll watch mine in the other room.”
“The way to a person’s heart is through their stomach. Or Netflix. Either works.”
“I love you even when I’m hungry.”
“In a relationship, one person is always right, and the other person is the boyfriend.”
“True love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.”
“My love language is memes.”
“The secret to a lasting relationship is pretending to listen when your partner talks about their day.”
“Relationships: Because breaking stuff on your own is just not as much fun.”
“I’m not great at advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“Love is when you share your pizza without counting the slices.”
“If I ever get amnesia, I want my partner to show me cute animal videos to remind me of our love.”
“Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat.”
“Love is hiding behind the shower curtain and scaring your partner when they walk into the bathroom.”
“They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?”
“If I had to choose between you and a slice of pizza, I’d choose you. But could we have pizza for dinner tonight?”
“In a relationship, it’s important to keep the romance alive. Like ordering pizza together.”
“Love is all fun and games until someone eats the last slice of pizza.”
“I love you, even though you snore like a freight train.”
“A great relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.”
“My partner and I have a ‘you cook, I clean’ relationship. We haven’t eaten at home in weeks.”
“Relationships are like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.”
“Love is being weird together.”
“Relationships are like fine wine; they get better with age. Or maybe they’re more like cheese, smelly but better together.”
“I love you even when I’m hangry.”
“In a relationship, it’s important to support each other’s bad decisions.”
“True love is letting your partner have the last slice of cake.”
“Love is sharing your snacks without being asked.”
“A great relationship is built on a solid foundation of sarcasm, laughter, and a shared love for pizza.”
“Relationships are like roller coasters. They have their ups and downs, and sometimes you might want to throw up.”
“Love is… making sure the toilet paper roll goes over, not under.”
“In a relationship, one person is the remote control hog, and the other is the ‘What do you want to eat?’ expert.”
“Love is asking your partner if they want anything from the kitchen when you go there yourself.”
“Relationships are like Wi-Fi. Sometimes they’re strong, and other times you wonder if they even exist.”
“A successful relationship requires falling in love multiple times but always with the same person.”
“Love is letting your partner have the bigger slice of cake because you know they’ll regret it later.”
“In a relationship, it’s all about finding someone who can handle your level of crazy.”
“Love is agreeing to watch a movie your partner loves, even though you’ve seen it a hundred times.”
“Relationships are like puzzles. It’s okay if the pieces don’t fit perfectly; you can always force them together.”
“A great relationship is when you finish each other’s sentences and sandwiches.”
“Love is sending your partner cute cat videos during the workday to brighten their mood.”
“In a relationship, it’s essential to have your partner’s back, especially when there are spiders involved.”
“Love is sharing your umbrella, even if it’s too small to keep both of you dry.”
“Relationships are like sharing an ice cream cone – messy but oh so sweet.”
“A successful relationship is when you can both laugh at the same silly things.”
“Love is the reason you text each other from separate rooms in the house.”
“In a relationship, it’s important to forgive your partner for using up all the hot water in the shower.”
“Love is… when your partner leaves you a sweet note on the fridge but also eats all the cookies.”
“Relationships are like a good book. You don’t want to finish them, but you can’t put them down.”
“A great relationship is when you can have deep conversations and goofy moments all in the same day.”
“Love is knowing your partner’s coffee order by heart.”
“In a relationship, it’s essential to have a sense of humor and a shared dislike for doing the dishes.”
“Love is finding someone who knows all your flaws and still thinks you’re amazing.”
“Relationships are like road trips. Sometimes you’re cruising, and other times you’re stuck in traffic.”
“A successful relationship is when you both pretend to be asleep in the morning to avoid making breakfast.”
“Love is texting your partner ‘I love you’ with a typo and then joking about it for hours.”
“In a relationship, it’s all about sharing the blanket even when it means you’re left in the cold.”
“Love is letting your partner have the last piece of chocolate.”
“Relationships are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you hope it’s the good ones.”
“A great relationship is built on trust, mutual respect, and a mutual obsession with a TV show.”
“Love is when your partner knows you’re upset, even when you say you’re fine.”
“In a relationship, it’s important to remember that ‘we’ includes your partner and their phone.”
“Love is sharing a dessert and pretending that you’re okay with just one bite.”
“Relationships are like a see-saw. It’s all about finding the right balance.”
“A successful relationship is when you can communicate with just a glance and an eyebrow raise.”
“Love is sending your partner a meme that perfectly captures their mood.”
“In a relationship, it’s important to have date nights, even if they just involve Netflix and sweatpants.”
“Love is staying up late talking about everything and nothing.”
“Relationships are like a good cup of coffee. Warm, comforting, and essential for survival.”
“A great relationship is when you can both be weird together and wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“Love is when your partner knows your favorite pizza toppings by heart.”
“In a relationship, it’s essential to say ‘I love you’ but also ‘Did you check for monsters under the bed?'”
“Love is dancing in the kitchen while making breakfast and getting in each other’s way.”
“Relationships are like GPS systems. They help you navigate life, and sometimes they recalculate the route.”
“A successful relationship is when you know your partner’s Starbucks order, even if they change it every week.”
“Love is when your partner leaves you a ‘to-do’ list, but it’s all jokes and sweet nothings.”
“In a relationship, it’s important to share secrets, even if it’s just the Wi-Fi password.”
“Love is letting your partner have the last slice of pizza, but only because you already ate three slices.”
“Relationships are like IKEA furniture. They can be complicated, but they’re worth it in the end.”
“A great relationship is when you can argue and still hold hands afterward.”
“Love is when your partner knows your Amazon password, and you don’t have to tell them.”
“In a relationship, it’s essential to have a partner who’s willing to kill the spiders for you.”
“Love is sharing your dessert, but only because you’re already too full from your own meal.”
“Relationships are like parallel parking. Sometimes you have to give it another try, but eventually, you’ll get it right.”
“A successful relationship is when you can make each other laugh, even when you’re both having a bad day.”
“Love is knowing your partner’s favorite ice cream flavor and keeping it stocked in the freezer.”
“In a relationship, it’s important to remember that love is not just about grand gestures but also about the small everyday moments.”
“Love is sharing the TV remote even when you secretly want to watch a different show.”
“Relationships are like puzzles. Sometimes you have to put in the effort to make the pieces fit perfectly.”
“A great relationship is when you can both quote your favorite movies together.”
“Love is when your partner knows the way to your heart is through food, and they use it wisely.”
“In a relationship, it’s essential to remember that no matter how long you’ve been together, there’s always something new to discover about each other.”
“Love is sharing your chocolate and hoping your partner will give you the bigger half.”
“Relationships are like a roller coaster. They have their ups and downs, but the best part is holding hands through it all.”